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Special Delivery

by The Ekphrastics

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Denver Stahl
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Denver Stahl Exceptional record. Frank's lyrics are witty and poignant (Making Fun Of Bitcoin especially), with Mark, John, and Paul bringing them to life with gravity and vigor. Well sequenced and well executed, these songs will worm their way into your ear and make themselves at home. Favorite track: Sunday River Ski Mishap Could've Been Worse.
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1.
Ghost Apples 03:45
We set out right at dawn Our sights set upon The orchards to be found to the west of us All was icy and cold The weatherman told Everyone stay indoors, conditions are treacherous But we say that’s no big deal It’s all part of the appeal What’s the point of living here, and living inside? One-time opportunities Take them with impunity Fill the tires, fill the tank, ready to ride Ghost apples, ghost apples await Freezing rain made a pass The whole world is made of glass and the apples never picked from the fall Their insides turn to slush and give way in a gush The shell of ice remaining is what we call Ghost apples, ghost apples await Yes we say it’s a big deal Getting out is the appeal Charge the cameras and load up the iPod All the things that we must see While we are at liberty Charge the cameras and extend the tripod Ghost apples, ghost apples await
2.
My neighbor works late, late at night From my window I can see his basement light His time zone is GMT+9 That’s where all the best cryptocurrency is mined Making fun of bitcoin with my friends But I could have bought a bitcoin instead My neighbor held an information session At the local library, six attended I was not among them; please get real It seemed too sad to have any likely comic appeal Making fun of bitcoin with my friends But I could have bought a bitcoin instead My neighbor is with his six new friends From my window I keep tabs on them All in all, a humdrum affair For a bunch of newly minted paper millionaires Making fun of bitcoin with my friends But I could have bought a bitcoin instead We should all be paper millionaires!
3.
He was a landscape painter of some repute You can find his work in this or that institute But not on the walls ― there isn’t the room It’s offsite in a climate-controlled art-filled tomb Along with a loom and some rare tapestries that no one ever sees He was a landscape painter of mild renown He won best in show in Tuckahoe or some such town Depicting fishermen’s shanties and lobster traps Nautical scenes of stormy seas and ships with masts Drying cod! Harvesting sod! As the corresponding secretary of a local artist’s guild His plans to expand to a permanent home unfulfilled He was a landscape painter, regarded well In New Rochelle, I think it was, it’s hard to tell Documentation can be sparse With postwar representational art The landscape was changing; all the more reason for painting As the corresponding secretary of a local artist’s guild His plans for a grand career retrospective unfilled
4.
I run the steeplechase Because my mates would rather place in an easier race See them all gravitate To the accolades Of the relays I run the steeplechase At the risk I will slip and careen on my face I could use longer legs Some more skill and grace If but a trace I run the steeplechase The respect that I get doesn’t quite compensate Wearing my ankle brace In seventh place I go apace One foot dry and one foot wet I’ll clear that water pit yet
5.
Putting the shot Meet me around the back Of the equipment shed Far removed from the track To me it’s great No spectators to spectate As I heave this heavy weight Tossing the jav It’s a Turbojav With a soft foamy nose For harmless throws Real javelins are banned They say that someone was lanced It has the feel of a legend Our coach is, like, fifty-seven He says it was before his time Whatever, it’s fine Hurling the disc There’s not much to discuss I’m just trying to learn The one-and-a-half turns Managing my speed The angle of release It’s all of a piece It’s all ancient Greece I’ll throw whatever they need All for the team To me it’s fine No spectators to mind As I crouch and unwind
6.
I am a bicyclist for the post office Folks pay an extra dime to save a little time And send their correspondence special delivery They get a bright blue stamp and me in my livery I set out each day with my weighty canvas pack The Santa Ana breeze pushes gently at my back Row after row of orange groves When I reach the foothills, my pace slows Miss Becky Jane Joplin, I don’t mean to sound annoyed As it’s you and your kind who keep me gainfully employed But your driveway is long and your driveway is steep And the letters I bring you don’t run very deep Becky Jane Joplin! Becky Jane Joplin! Becky Jane Joplin!
7.
My name is Becky Jane Joplin My name is Becky Jane My name is Becky Jane Joplin But to myself I’m someone else I have a beau, his name is Morris He writes me every day from college Each one sent Special Delivery I haven’t even opened the last three My name is Becky Jane Joplin My name is Becky Jane My name is Becky Jane Joplin But to myself I’m someone else As for the postman who brings them Lately I’ve been feeling bad for him Pushing his bike, I see him suffer and so I greet him with a glass of water One day he let slip He once worked on a merchant ship Sailing o’er the southern sea If only that could be me My name is Becky Jane Joplin My name is Becky Jane My name is Becky Jane Joplin But to myself I’m someone else As for the postman who brings them Lately I’ve falling hard for him Setting my heart all a-flutter as I greet him with a glass of water My name is Becky Jane Joplin My name is Becky Jane My name is Becky Jane Joplin But to myself I’m someone else Call me Rebecca!
8.
The day the gondola fell to the ground everyone told me how lucky I was Lucky that the wind, while strong, was not even stronger That the distance I fell, while long, was not even longer Lucky that I was just seventeen because I could have been older Lucky that it was just seventeen because it could have been colder I am here to set the record straight I am here to make the opposing case I’m not lucky, I’m unlucky Fantastically unlucky They told me I was lucky my helmet proved to be a good shock absorber But earlier if I’d had the nerve to chat up that cute snowboarder I would not have been there at all; I’d’ve been in the lodge by the fire Instead they tell me I’m lucky for injuries because they were minor I am here to set the record straight I am here to state the opposing case I’m not lucky, I’m unlucky Spectacularly unlucky Nobody tells me things could have been better Only they could have been worse Can’t you see, that’s a fallacy The reality’s the reverse I am here to set the record straight I am here to make an emphatic case I’m not lucky, I’m unlucky U-N-L-ucky
9.
Fogtown 04:13
Here in the fog it’s just me and the crows Scavenging the crumbs Dropped by wobbly toddlers the day before Over there, a solitary chair The cellist’s chair from a string quartet, I bet And joining me in the fog A man and his dog A game begins that has no end ― Throw the ball, throw it again Here in the fog sit absolutely still Feel the droplets as they land On the back of your hand The faint echo of a cello From the bandstand Yes, I am on cloud nine Or better I should say inside cloud nine Where the sun don’t shine and clouds one through eight They lie in wait Fogtown

about

Nine new songs from a new band fronted by Frank Boscoe, ex-Wimp Factor XIV, Vehicle Flips, and Gazetteers, on topics ranging from ghost apples, bitcoin, landscape painting, and track and field to a linked pair of songs about the romantic possibilities of mail delivery. Fans of Frank's earlier bands will recognize the sound, feel, and wry lyrics, and the supporting cast (Mark Wolfe on guitar, Paul Coleman on something that sounds like a bass, and John Lancia on drums) double the fun. From Camden, Maine (Frank), Newtown, PA (John) and Albany, NY (Mark and Paul).

A complete collection of Frank's lyrics (including as-yet unrecorded Ekphrastics songs, such as "I Traded My Mountain Goats Records for a Small Sailboat") is available in the book The Start of Something Big—email Frank at the.ekphrastics@gmail.com for ordering info.

And check out The Ekphrastics' Bandcamp page for demos and new releases: ekphrastics.bandcamp.com

"Their name means, unfortunately, 'commenting in words on a work of visual art,' not 'adept at turning witty, intellectual song ideas into hooky, hilarious songs'"—Robert Christgau, Consumer Guide Index 2023

credits

released April 22, 2023

Frank Boscoe - Tenor Guitar/Vocals
Mark Wolfe - Guitar
John Lancia - Drums/Percussion/Ambient Loops
Paul Coleman - "Bass"/Backing Vocals
Jennifer Maher Coleman: backing vocals on "A Painter of Mild Renown" and "The Ballad of Becky Jane Joplin"

Recorded September, 2022 in the Litchfield Hills, CT and Dreamland Studios, Hurley, NY

Engineered by Ken Kokubo (CT) and Ariel Shafir (Dreamland)
Mixed by Paul Coleman
Mastered by Michael Train
Cover artwork by Kevin Alvir

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I ran Harriet Records between 1989 and 1998 out of Cambridge, MA. I released 10 CDs (most of which are available here) and 45 singles. There are 11 "new" releases so far, most recently the Coronets (London, ca 2000) and Kisswhistle (Pittsburgh). New releases next year by Chris Barickman, the Lookout Honeys, and a follow-up Ekphrastics CD!
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